I portrayed my snarky and skanky neighbor from the point of view.

My blonde best friend got really considerate for this gift. Her eyes, which are so blue that you cannot take your eyes off of them, are where the true present starts. Trying to turn your head away would only make you look bigger and harder. Her special trousers were just as perfect as her wazoo, and her fur pie was so delicious and juicy that all I wanted to do was eat it, suck up her tongue slowly, and cum in her narrow, black hole.